Julenissen finnes ikke

Dagbladet slår opp en sjokkerende nyhet i dag – "Healing og bønn virker ikke". Og det skriver de uten sitatstrek til og med. Hvilke andre sensasjonelle oppslag kan man forvente i fremtiden? Her er et par forslag:

"Nigeria-eposter er bare bløff"

"Knust speil bringer ikke ulykke"

"Ikke svarte katter heller!"

"Julenissen finnes ikke"

Dessverre har det vist seg de siste ukene at denslags oppslag er nødvendig. Helseminister Hanssen og andre politikere har vist seg som representativ for et flertall av befolkningen som tror på julenissen ….eh … Snåsamannen. Det er ille at Dagbladet må fremstille det med fete typer at healing faktisk ikke virker, selv om dette har vært testet til det kjedsommelige.

Så, nå som Dagbladet har gjort unna healing og bønn – la meg ta en liten runde med julenissen. Her følger en liten serie med potensielt oppklarende fakta om den rødkledde:

  • Selv om det finnes pakker under treet om morgenen på julaften er det betraktelig mer sannsynlig at dine foreldre la pakkene der enn at en skjeggete fet mann gjorde det.
  • At mange påstår å ha sett julenissen betyr ikke nødvendigvis at julenissen finnes. Det er ekstremt mye mer sannsynlig at de har observert en som er utkledd som julenissen. Det er altså ikke sikkert at de lyver selv om måten de fremstiller sin erfaring ikke nødvendigvis reflekterer virkeligheten..
  • Dersom vi skal akseptere at julenissen finnes må vi også akseptere å skrive om endel fysiske lover som vi har rimelig sikker viten om.
  • Selv om du ikke kan bevise at julenissen ikke eksisterer, er dette så grenseløst lite sannsynlig at det er fullt ut akseptabelt å hevde at julenissen ikke eksisterer, uten at du dermed bør anklages for å ikke ha et åpent sinn.

Snåsamannens overnaturlige evner bor i samme fantasisfære som julenissens eksistens. Der bor de trygt og godt i de fleste rasjonelle hoder. At politikere som styrer landet tror på julenissen er skremmende. At de samme politikerne jobber med et lovforslag som kan gjøre det straffbart å si at de er noen tullinger når de tror på julenissen er om mulig verre.

Jeg vil ha stortingsvalg. Nå!

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